Far Too Expensive

by Whisky & Rhymes

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hand made with love in the studio à la Milan.

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released August 22, 2015

All songs written and performed by Milan Heil and Hera Sparnon, aka "Whisky and Rhymes"

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Whisky & Rhymes Berlin, Germany

Whisky and Rhymes spawned in the depths of a smokey underground den, hidden in the meanest, toughest neighbourhood back- streets of Berlin. But together these 5 missfits found that by playing songs together they could lull their audience into a trance-like state. So they hired scruffy neighbourhood children to pick the pockets of the unsuspecting onlookers. ... more

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Track Name: Far Too Expensive
Far too expensive for you
But not for me


Gemstones gold and diamonds on my jewelry
Shining brand new cars with super speed
Fancy high heel shoes that pinch my toes
This is where all my money goes

Sushi served on ladies at a big soirée
Marble baths filled to the top with champagne
Beautiful people with whiten teeth
All the better to eat cake with

Far too expensive for you
But not for me

Delicacies from across the sea
Colombian cocaine MDMA and ecstasy
Fur coats made out of extinct species
Anti-aging creams with magic beads

My Private jet is flown by a fighter pilot
Picks you up to take you to my brand new island
Built off the coast of Dubai
By small children, hear them cry

Far too expensive for you
But not for me

I’m terrifically rich
I can buy the world
All I want is mine
You’re the zebra I’m the lion

Money money money money money
Oh Yeah
Gimme gimme gimme gimme All Your Money
I Want I want I want i want your money

I’m terrifically rich
I can buy the world
All I want is mine
You’re the zebra I’m the lion
Track Name: Cheesed
We are together for a pretty long time
I still love your outfit and your sunny smile
I like when you sleep, but please don’t speak
I want your warm body, not your mental acrobatics
Leave me alone, please don’t go
These highs and lows pile-up, and get my goat

I’m pretty cheesed with you
You I squeeze the trigger of my gun
You’re lying there with eyes wide open
Till morning comes and you are dead

Driving down the highway at a million miles
Thanks for the lift but I think I’m gonna die
Gripping at the dashboard with my fingernails
You laugh at me while I scream and wail
you wanna go fast, I wanna save my ass
Your heading for a tree, we crash and now we’re past

I’m pretty cheesed with you
You I squeeze the trigger of my gun
You’re lying there with eyes wide open
Till morning comes and you are dead
Track Name: I Want You To Die
When you gave me your first kiss
You fall in love it was a miss
Because I don’t love you
I don’t wanna have sex with you
You are an obtrusive beast
Stinky girl with bad diseases
Leave me alone with your ugly smile
It’s better for you to say good bye
Leave my mind and say good bye

I, Want you to die
Talk about an accident
You won’t have a guardian angel
I, want you to die
This time I’m going to torture you
I don’t love you babe

Wrote you a letter to tell you the truth
You took it the wrong way and now we’re screwed
You are an arrogant child
Grow some balls and leave me now
Get out my life for ever now

I, Want you to die
Talk about an accident
You won’t have a guardian angel
I, want you to die
This time I’m going to torture you
I don’t love you babe

Now I’m knocking at your door
Give me my stuff you stupid whore
I’m up here fucking your best friend
he’s a better more attractive man

I, Want you to die
Talk about an accident
You won’t have a guardian angel
I, want you to die
This time I’m going to torture you
I don’t love you babe
Track Name: Freedom Girl
She was the freedom girl in the city of love
She was the one that made the people laugh
Shared the troubles of your soul
In times where you ain’t got no goal
Was always listening to you
She made time - just like a sweet sunshine 2x

She came from far away with a suitcase and a smile
She was the one that gave us sparkling eyes
Just like an angel in the modern times
So rare, so unique and so fine
Made the people believe in themselves
Brought love - just like a beating heart 2x


If they let her go the curtains falling
Happiness is just a melting past
Threatened to be dragged from the country
Because she could not fulfill their demands


She was the freedom girl in a darken world
She was the one who put a candle on
But all her good qualities didn’t satisfy
The greed of some old twisted men
They want financial plans but they won’t give a chance
They say she’s just a stranger with no name
She’s just a stranger


If they let her go the curtains falling
Happiness is just a melting past
Threatened to be dragged from the country
Because she could not fulfill their demands
Track Name: The Ballad of Mr. Maurice
This is the ballad of M. Maurice
A once good standing man, but it went bad
And now he’s lonesome

He had a wonderful wife
Golden sunshine always smiling to the world
But she didn’t love him anymore 2x

She couldn’t tell the truths to his eyes
Spread rumors and started telling lies
Destroyed the reputation of M. Maurice
M. Maurice - upset at this man and his malicious practices
“M. Maurice always beats his wife”
“Protect you children from M. Maurice’s desire”

She wakes up in the middle of the night
Howling hellcat with her demon eyes
Like a snake in the grass
Her facial contortions make her look bad
When she tells to the world
That it’s he, M. Maurice, M. Maurice, M. Maurice

This is the ballad of M. Maurice
Exiled from his friends and his family
Wandering the dusty backstreet of Paris
No one would ever listen to his side of the story
Track Name: Hobo
I’m a hobo, a smelly hobo
I’m a hobo, a no good hobo
Got my jingling tambourine out of a pocket full of change
On my way to Hollywood I’m getting out of range

I’m a hobo, a smelly hobo
I’m a hobo, a no good hobo
With my home-brewed whisky I go out on the booze
Scuff my feet to the rhythm of the slow time blues


Let’s dance everybody let’s get down
Let’s dance everybody come around
I plunk away on an old guitar
I am the unknown superstar
I am the hobo – don’t you forget about me 2X


I’m a hobo, a smelly hobo
I’m a hobo, a no good hobo
Wash myself in a public place every damn day
Don’t let your children come my way

I’m a hobo, a smelly hobo
I’m a hobo, a no good hobo
I drink myself a sternie, and cheap liqor for lunch
I get my money from the shit you toss


Let’s dance everybody let’s get down
Let’s dance everybody come around
I plunk away on an old guitar
I am the unknown superstar
I am the hobo – don’t you forget about me